Dear Lord,

So far today, God, I’ve done all right. I haven’t gossiped, haven’t lost my temper, haven’t been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or over-indulgent. I’m really glad about that.

But in a few minutes, God, I’m going to get out of bed, and from then on I’m probably going to need a lot more help.

Thank you, in Jesus’ name,

Amen.

-From an old card stapled to my office wall, which has no marks. I don’t know where it came from.

-Popgun

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